A 12-year-old girl in Wisconsin was suspended from school for three days, because she was selling a kid's toy called a "water snake wiggly" . . . but her principal thought they were SEX TOYS. (Her name is Frances Habeck, and her father Milt is also in this clip. Milt is at a loss to know how any woman could mistake this thing for a sex toy . . . but if you see the picture, you'll see that it MIGHT pass for a MAN'S sex toy.)