Santa Claus Was Just Arrested For Selling Cocaine
Buying toys for every kid in the world ain't cheap.
A guy who looks SO much like Santa Claus that he actually might BE Santa Claus was just busted for drug dealing.
58-year-old Fidel Gonzalez Gutierrez from Marathon, Florida sold cocaine to an undercover cop six different times over the past few months, so he was just arrested on several drug charges.
By the way, the jail records list his occupation as "fisherman," in case you were wondering what Santa did during his offseason.