Monday Morning Moron Award 5-08-17

A Woman Tries Walking Across the Border With Two Big Bags of Heroin Strapped to Her Voluptuous Butt

 

 If you're trying to avoid having people look at you, taking a nice, large, juicy butt and making it nicer, larger, and juicier really isn't the best strategy.

  

A 47-year-old woman with a huge rear end was stopped while walking across the border from Mexico into Nogales, Arizona on Tuesday.

  

And when Customs searched her, they found she had three pounds of HEROIN strapped to her butt under her pants. 

 

She was arrested for drug smuggling. 

  

(Arizona Daily Star

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