Monday Morning Moron Award 6/12/17

An 18-Year-Old With 17 Hickeys on His Neck Is Busted For Trespassing


 Either this guy needs to get a less bitey significant other . . . or we're going to feel real bad for mocking a serious skin condition.


An 18-year-old guy named Micah Musser was arrested last week in Louisville, Kentucky for trespassing and drinking in an abandoned building with some friends.


Normally a super boring crime like that wouldn't get our attention . . . but Micah's mugshot did.  Because his ENTIRE neck is covered in hickeys.  I counted at least 17 . . . although some of them run together so there could be well over 20 on there.


It's not clear who gave him the hickeys.


He's been charged with criminal trespassing and unlawful transaction with a minor, since some of the people he was drinking with were under 18. 


(The Smoking Gun

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