The Police Are Asking For the Public's Help in Finding a "Jorts-Wearing Bandit"
It's guys like this that give JORTS a bad name. Please come back in style, jorts. I miss you.
The police in St. Louis are trying to track down a guy who has robbed at least three different Walgreens in the area . . . while he was wearing long, baggy jean shorts.
They're calling him the, quote, "jorts-wearing bandit," because apparently the line has blurred between the actual police and the fashion police.
They're circulating a few photos of him to try to get the public's help. From the looks of it, he's a middle aged white guy, and in one of the pictures, he's also rocking a sweet visor. Have they tried looking for him in 1996?