Thursday Morning Moron Award 8-17-17

The Police Are Asking For the Public's Help in Finding a "Jorts-Wearing Bandit"


 It's guys like this that give JORTS a bad name.  Please come back in style, jorts.  I miss you.


The police in St. Louis are trying to track down a guy who has robbed at least three different Walgreens in the area . . . while he was wearing long, baggy jean shorts.


They're calling him the, quote, "jorts-wearing bandit," because apparently the line has blurred between the actual police and the fashion police.


They're circulating a few photos of him to try to get the public's help.  From the looks of it, he's a middle aged white guy, and in one of the pictures, he's also rocking a sweet visor.  Have they tried looking for him in 1996? 


(ABC News


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