A Woman Who Married Herself Admits She's Been Cheating on Herself
There are very few things that make me roll my eyes more than people who MARRY THEMSELVES. It's just so arrogant and needy. But this still made me laugh.
A woman named Sophie Tanner from Brighton, England married herself two years ago . . . she had a ceremony and everything. But she just admitted that now, she's CHEATING on herself. She's been getting-it-on with a dude for the past five months.
She says she's not planning to divorce herself over the cheating. After all, she IS getting more attention . . . and that's really the point anyway, right?
(Metro)