Shouldn't Be Hard to Find this Wednesday Moron Award Winner on the Loose

posted by Trevor D -

Cops Are Looking For a Criminal Who Has His Social Security Number Tattooed on His Forehead


I'm not sure ANY forehead tattoo is a good idea, but this one seems especially bad.


The cops in Houston are looking for a 40-year-old career criminal named Robert Wooten.  He's wanted for a series of armed robberies.  And his most distinguishing feature is . . . he has his Social Security number tattooed on his forehead.


There's no word WHY he has that tattoo, or if anyone's used it to steal his identity.  But, it's not a good idea to steal it NOW, since the cops are hunting for him and you don't want them coming after you by mistake.  


(The Smoking Gun



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