The Sexiest New Halloween Trend Is . . . Painting Your Butt to Look Like a Jack-O-Lantern?
So you think your "naughty scientist" or "erotic squirrel" Halloween costume is sexy? Bad news: The stakes have been RAISED.
Apparently, there's a very Not Safe For Work social media trend right now where people are painting their bare butts to look like JACK-O-LANTERNS.
Or, more likely, they're having someone else do the painting . . . since it'd be tough to do yourself.
Anyway, just thought you should know about this trend if you want to participate. As you should. Yes, even YOU, sir. It's okay if your butt jack-o-lantern is extra hairy.
(WARNING: bare, painted butts. Here are pictures.)