The Police Are Hunting For Two Thieves Who Look Like Milli Vanilli
The police in Columbus, Ohio are hunting for two thieves who've used fake IDs to get temporary passes to at least half a dozen gyms. And then, once they're inside, they use bolt cutters to break into a bunch of lockers to steal other guys' wallets.
And the main feature of these two dudes is . . . they look weirdly similar to the two guys from MILLI VANILLI.
The detective who's heading up the case says, quote, "The running joke is Milli Vanilli. And maybe they do look like Milli Vanilli."
Like Milli Vanilli, there's one light-skinned black guy and one slightly darker-skinned black guy . . . they have long hair that's done into thin braids . . . and, on a more meta level, they're pretending to be someone they're not to make money.
Anyway, the cops are hoping for help tracking them down . . . but so far they don't have any leads.