A Woman in a Cow Costume Is Busted for Shoplifting and Tells the Cop to "Suck a Pink Cow Udder"
If you're going to commit a crime, wouldn't you want to wear something that DOESN'T make everyone stare at you? There's a 27-year-old woman named Ashley Curry in Pine Bluff, Arkansas who just learned that lesson the hard way. She was busted last Tuesday afternoon for shoplifting Flonase nasal spray from a Walmart.
And . . . she was dressed in a full-body COW COSTUME, complete with pink udders on the stomach.
The police didn't say WHY she was in the costume, but I guess we can assume it was an early Halloween thing.
Anyway, when a cop went to search her, she told him to, quote, "Suck a pink cow udder."
It's not clear if that was an INSULT . . . or a BRIBE. But either way, she was arrested for shoplifting and resisting arrest.