A Fugitive Tries to Fool the Cops with a Horrible Blond Wig . . . But It Doesn't Work
As far as disguises go, this is barely a step up from Groucho Marx glasses with a fake nose and mustache attached.
There's a 36-year-old guy named Robert Walls from Cocoa, Florida. He was a fugitive, with a warrant out on several drug dealing charges. And on Thursday, the cops got a tip he was at a house. So they surrounded the place.
And Robert tried to escape by . . . putting on a long blond wig and biking away.
But it wasn't a good wig or an even remotely convincing disguise . . . so the cops recognized him immediately and arrested him.