Moron Award: Guy in a Cookie Monster Shirt Is Accused of Stealing Cookies

A Guy in a Cookie Monster Shirt Is Accused of Stealing Cookies From a Convenience Store

The cops in Forest Grove, Oregon just released their police blotter from a few weeks ago . . . and one case in particular stands out.

Quote, "A convenience store employee reported that a man wearing a Cookie Monster shirt came in . . . opened and ate half a package of cookies, then left without paying."

They tweetedout a surveillance shot of the guy, so the next day, he went to the police station to confess . . . but he said it was a, quote, "misunderstanding."

There's no word on what charges he's facing. 

(The Oregonian/CBS 11 - Coos Bay

(Here's the picturefrom the surveillance video.)

Forest Grove Police@ForestGrovePD
#ForestGrovePD is currently trying to identify an unknown subject who went into a local store, wearing a Cookie Monster shirt, ate a cookie, and left a store without paying. If anyone has any information on the identity of the Cookie Monster Bandit please contact FGPD.
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