NORTH DAKOTA MORON AWARD:Man with Warrant Is Busted in a Pinocchio T-Shirt

A Man with a Warrant Is Busted in a Pinocchio T-Shirt That Says "It Wasn't Me"

There's a 34-year-old guy named Clifford Torres-Maldonado in Bismarck, North Dakota. Last year, he was pulled over and the cops found a small bag of meth in his car. But this month, he skipped a court appearance, so there was a warrant out for him.

And when the cops tracked him down on Friday night, he was wearing a shirt with PINOCCHIO on it . . . and the shirt said, "It wasn't me." Pinocchio's nose on the shirt is supposed to look like it's growing as he says that.

Yeah. It's pretty hard to get the cops to trust you when you're wearing THAT. So Clifford was arrested. 

(The Smoking Gun

(Here's his mugshotthat shows the t-shirt.)

Originally posted on April 27th, 2021


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