MORON AWARD: Criminal Jumped in Lake, Cops Chased Him Down in a Pedal Boat

A Criminal Jumped in a Lake, so Cops Chased Him Down in a Pedal Boat

If you're running from the cops, try not to switch to increasingly slow methods of transportation . . .

Two idiots in Canada robbed a bar on Friday and took off together on a motorcycle. But they had to ditch it after they crashed into a cop car that was chasing them. (It happened in Halifax, Nova Scotia, near Maine.)

One of them got arrested nearby, but the other guy took off on foot . . . and then decided his best chance was to SWIM to freedom.

He jumped in a small lake, and tried to swim to the other side to get away. But it turned out he isn't a strong swimmer and couldn't swim very fast.

Two cops hopped in a PEDAL BOAT they found and started chasing him across the lake. Another cop jumped in a canoe . . . and a fourth cop found a paddleboard to use.

By the time they got to him, he was struggling to keep his head up, and close to drowning. So they tossed him a life vest, pulled him out, and took him to jail. No word on what they're charging him with. 

(SaltWire/CBC)

(Here's a photo.)

Originally posted on August 31st, 2021


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