You've Been Buttering Bread Wrong Your Whole Life
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An etiquette expert on YouTube claims we've all been buttering bread wrong our entire life. "Wrong" as in you're doing it like an uncultured peasant.
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He says taking a piece of bread and buttering the whole thing at once is WRONG. The right way to do it involves a four-step process . . .
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Step One:Â Take a piece of bread or a bread roll, and put it on your plate.
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Step Two: Use a knife to put a small amount of butter on your plate that's just for you. You shouldn't take it from the dish and put it directly on your bread . . . that's disgusting.
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Step Three: Take your piece of bread and break it up into smaller, bite-sized pieces with your hands. Somehow, manhandling your bread more is "correct" etiquette. Â
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Step Four: Butter each bite-sized piece individually before you eat it. Never butter them all at once.
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He claims that's the classy way to do it. Now you know.Â
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(Mirror)  (Here's the video.)
Originally posted on February 9th, 2022