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MORON AWARD: Inmate Burned a Hole in a Jail Window Using Hemorrhoid Cream

An Inmate Burned a Hole in a Jail Window Using Hemorrhoid Cream

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This is some MacGyver-level crime right here:ย Last month, inmates at a jail in Wichita, Kansas got caught smuggling drugs in through a hole they'd somehow made in a reinforced plastic window.

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Officials weren't sure how they managed it, but now they know.ย One of the inmates softened the plastic up using HEMORRHOID cream.

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He agreed to tell them how he did it if they moved him to a different prison.ย So they haven't revealed his name.

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He said he smeared the window with hemorrhoid cream, then took a lighter to it for three-and-a-half hours to soften the plastic up.

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Once it was soft enough, he used a drain pipe from a sink to punch a hole through the window.ย Then they made a rope out of torn fabric . . . pushed it through the hole . . . had someone outside tie it to a sock filled with contraband . . . and pulled it back in.ย 

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Obviously the inmates are in trouble.ย But the biggest revelation was that a 22-year-old prison guard caught them in the act and didn't say anything.ย So now he's facing jailtime himself.ย 

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(KSNW)

Originally posted on August 4th, 2022


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