People Are Worried That If Their Dogs Could Talk, They Wouldn't Be P.C. (???)
This seems like the premise of a '90s movie: A very strange survey asked pet lovers to imagine that their animals could TALK . . . and what the positives and negatives would be.
First off, people believe that, hypothetically, dogs would be most likely to start speaking to us. And the biggest concern is that they'd GOSSIP and reveal all our secrets . . . like how you really DON'T like your mother-in-law.
The next most popular concern is that your dog wouldn't stop talking once it started. And the third biggest worry is that the dog wouldn't be politically correct, and would insult someone.
Also, people think dogs would be more likely to say something mean than cats.
The biggest benefits of having a talking pet would be: They could explain their food preferences . . . they could let us know if something was wrong . . . and they could tell us if they're feeling sick or tired.
(SWNS)
Originally posted on September 30th, 2022