QUESTION DU JOUR: Eliminate One Thing From Thanksgiving?
#TRENDING: Google's Thanksgiving Report Covers Everything from Pie to Parades
BETCHA DIDN'T KNOW: Heinz ketchup exits its glass bottle at .028 miles per hour, which is around the same speed as the average snail.
THURSDAY MORNING MORON AWARD: "Darrell" Stole a Car, and We Know Because He Bluetooth-Connected It to "Darrell's iPhone"
8 O'CLOCK TALK: The Average Thanksgiving Meal Will Cost $6.41 Per Person, Up 20%
ONE MORE THING: Scrabble Just Added Words Like: Jedi, Spork, Hangry, and . . . Dumpster?