#TRENDING 11/17/22: Remove One Thing From Thanksgiving?

QUESTION DU JOUR: Eliminate One Thing From Thanksgiving?

#TRENDING: Google's Thanksgiving Report Covers Everything from Pie to Parades

BETCHA DIDN'T KNOW: Heinz ketchup exits its glass bottle at .028 miles per hour, which is around the same speed as the average snail.

THURSDAY MORNING MORON AWARD: "Darrell" Stole a Car, and We Know Because He Bluetooth-Connected It to "Darrell's iPhone"

8 O'CLOCK TALK: The Average Thanksgiving Meal Will Cost $6.41 Per Person, Up 20%

ONE MORE THING: Scrabble Just Added Words Like: Jedi, Spork, Hangry, and . . . Dumpster?

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