QUESTION DU JOUR: Wish I Had This Free For Life
#TRENDING: McDonald's Is Giving Away a Dozen "McGold" Cards That Grant You Free Food for Life
BETCHA DIDN'T KNOW: Each year, Americans buy enough plastic film to shrink-wrap Texas . . . and it can rarely be recycled because it can clog machinery.
WEDNESDAY MORNING MORON AWARD: A Guy's Girlfriend Burned His House Down After Another Woman Answered His Phone . . . But It Was a Relative
8 O'CLOCK TALK: "Buddy the Elf Spaghetti" Meal Kits Go on Sale Next Week
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