10 Things We Pretend No One Does . . . But We Know We All Do Them
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People online are talking about things we all do in secret . . . pretending that no one else does it . . . but in reality, we aren't fooling anyone, because we ALL do it.ย Here are some of the most-relatable highlights:
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1.ย "Passing gas in public."
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2.ย "When you go into an aisle at a store and you see someone in front of the object you're looking for . . . but you pretend you're getting something else, all while hovering near them, waiting for them to leave that area so you can get it."
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3.ย "Making snap judgements about people based on their appearance."
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4.ย "Opening a card and pretending NOT to see cash fall out while reading the card."
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5.ย "Looking up words that people use because we don't know what they mean . . . even though we pretend to understand when they are talking."
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6.ย "Telling small lies . . . especially to make us and others feel better."
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7.ย "Reading messages from the notification bar, then pretending you didn't see the message until much later."ย Or "Watching the call come through and then later saying, 'Sorry I missed your call.'"
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8.ย "Panic cleaning before guests come over, then apologizing for the mess."
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9.ย "Smelling our own body odor."
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10.ย "Having a full conversation with your pet."
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And this one, which may be the best:ย "Saving dead batteries, pretending we will dispose of them properly and then getting to the point where it's out of control and we hide them in the trash can."
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(Reddit)
Originally posted on December 16th, 2022