#TRENDING 8/29/23: Pumpkin Spice Butt Wipes Have Arrived

Pumpkin Spice Butt Wipes Have Arrived


The Pumpkin Spice Latte hit Starbucks last week. But this is even more exciting: Now a totally different orifice can enjoy those fall flavors . . .


Pumpkin spice BUTT WIPES are now a thing that exist.  (???)


The company Dude Wipes is making them . . . and calling them "DUMPkin Spice" wipes.  (Here's a photo.)


According to the description, they're designed to, quote, "keep your butt cozy with a pumpkin spice-inspired mix of clove, nutmeg, and other fall scents."


They posted a picture of a pumpkin with the date "9-5-23" carved in it, so we're guessing that's when they officially drop. But you can already buy them on Amazon.  (That picture was a reference to a similar one Starbucks posted.)


It's actually something Dude Wipes JOKED about doing a few years back. They posted a fake photo of pumpkin spice butt wipes in 2019.


I guess corporate decided the world was finally ready for the real thing. 


(Geeks Are Sexy)



Originally posted on August 29th, 2023

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